I love a new movie release from names you recognize. It gives such a buzz of anticipation, hoping that actors or directors you like will find away to delight you for two or so hours once again and give you that escape or emotional release or whatever it is you’re looking for when you decide to watch a movie. And when you get that feeling, when you sit down with the latest Mark Duplass film you haven’t seen yet and it does deliver, that feeling is so nice. I wish there were a better word to describe it, but when you love movies and you get a good one, it’s just so…nice. It’s like Linus with his blanket. It’s warm. It’s comforting.
And yet, when you don’t get that feeling, it’s more like how I felt at the end of The Electric State, Netflix’s “original” film directed by the Russo Brothers and starring a cornucopia of really great actors and Chris Pratt as well. The Russos have been responsible for some of the absolute best action films in recent memory. I’m talking mostly Marvel here, including Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Civil War, as well as Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame, and going back further, some of Community’s best episodes, including their action-packed spaghetti western homages. Now, recent outings have been much less successful, like The Gray Man and Extraction and its sequel (though they didn’t direct, they were just writers). And this is what makes The Electric State so disappointing. The potential to be good, the potential to bring back the fun and feeling of adventure those other movies gave you—not to mention the surprising emotional heft for their subject matter. I so hoped this would be a return to form.
But I’m getting ahead of myself, as usual. The Electric State is set in the 1990s of an alternate history where Walt Disney, along with opening up Disneyland in 1955 also unveiled robots. Over time, they became more and more sophisticated and then they eventually, as they tend to, revolted because they’d been denied rights and run into the ground. Humans, including Chris Pratt (Guardians of the Galaxy, everything else, it seems), were losing the war until Stanley Tucci (Conclave, Big Night) invents a Chromecast for the brain, allowing humans to Avatar their way into robot drones and use them to fight. This Neurocasting, as it’s called, gives them the edge over the robots, apparently, and then Mr. Peanut, the head robot signs a peace treaty with Bill Clinton and robots are relegated to an exclusion zone where they live. Harboring robots is a serious crime and any robots outside exclusion are hunted and executed. Through all this, we learn that Millie Bobby Brown (Stranger Things, Enola Holmes) has a super genius brother and he dies with the rest of her family in a car accident and Millie is left in a foster home with George Costanza (played by Jason Alexander), who is kind of a dick. She goes to school where kids use Neurocasters to learn their lessons (which makes you wonder why they’re in physical schools at all if they’re going to be using their OASIS machines from Ready Player One and also throws a red flag for the movie because RP1 was so bad that a movie immediately copying it does not bode well). Millie comes home and a robot from her dead brother’s favorite cartoon pops up in her room, speaking Bumblebee style in sound bites from the show, presumably. Once she realizes that the robot is her brother, she and RoBro go on the run from George Costanza, stealing his car in the process, and running into Chris Pratt, a vest-wearing Han Solo-type smuggler/black market dealer who flips from self-interested jerk to big softie at will and whenever the story, such that is, needs him to.
I should pause here for a moment and tell you that the characters do indeed have names and they don’t just go by their actors’ names. But, the movie is so uninterested in getting you to remember them or really caring about any of them that I couldn’t even drop their names into my notes and I feel like it would be a disservice you, my readers, if I jumped on to the IMDB page and pretended like I actually knew who they were. And frankly, Chris Pratt is just playing Chris Pratt no matter what they name his character, though I’m now wishing I had thought to call him Star Hoard, since he hoards away artifacts in a warehouse to sell later. Anyway, RoBro tells Millie that they need to see Ke Huy Quan (Loki, Everything Everywhere All at Once) and that sets them on their adventure to the exclusion zone. Star Hoard tells them they’re going to die sandwiched in between his quips and wisecracks, but he and his similarly wisecracking robot buddy Herm decide to take them anyway for reasons unknown. If you like a wisecracking character, it only makes sense to have more wisecracking characters and pair them up together. That’s why so many buddy cop movies have a by-the-book cop paired with another by-the-book cop or an unhinged rule-breaking rogue cop partnered with another unhinged rule-breaking rogue cop. Remember the scene in Lethal Weapon where Murtaugh says “I’m too old for this shit” and Riggs says “So am I” and they both retire and the movie is only 3 minutes long? Yeah, I don’t think that would have worked either.
So, Star Hoard leaves behind his nostalgia-bait warehouse, full of Cabbage Patch Kids, Big Mouth Billy Bass, original, untouched, new-in-box Nintendo NES consoles, and even board games like Twister (hey, I recognize that!) to help out. Not since I watched Shooter and first heard the name “Bob Lee Swagger” have I been so in danger of an eye-rolling related injury as when watching this movie, these warehouse scenes in particular. In the meantime, Stanley Tucci calls Gus from Breaking Bad (the pretty much always excellent Giancarlo Esposito, who puts in probably the best performance in this movie other than Jenny Slate, who voices a robot, and Alan Tudyk, the voice of RoBro) and has him hunt RoBro and Millie Bobby Brown down. As it turns out, obviously-evil-tech-bro is obviously evil, so he’s cool with just killing everyone until he has RoBro back in his Jobs-coded, Elon-stand-in hands. Lots of CGI violence later and some rather feeble attempts at emotional depth in the bag, we have a resolution.
Now, there are a lot of problems here. The logical inconsistencies within the movie itself (for example, when stealing George Costanza’s car, Millie mentions to RoBro that she doesn’t know how to drive and just barely figures it out, yet a few minutes later she’s able to operate a bulldozer with precision under the high stress of actively being hunted. I know how to drive a car, been doing it for years now, and yet if you put me in a bulldozer I wouldn’t know the first thing to do get it to work. Maybe she’s some sort of construction equipment savant and they had to cut that scene? Yeah, right. Star Hoard has no character arc—he’s so tough and wisecracking (you can tell by the fact he’s wearing a vest), but when the movie requires an unearned moment of emotional honesty, he just delivers it before immediately returning to his quipping self. There’s no rhyme or reason for his changing attitudes, nothing in the story establishes a reason that he would show Millie Bobby Brown or RoBro any kind of affection or be sympathetic to their cause at all. Mr. Peanut talks about the nuances of robotkind, how they’re individuals and want to be seen like that, not just judged by war or by violent, murderous scavenger bots that tear people and robots apart to add to their own bodies. But then at most two minutes later, he says all humans are the same, not offering them the same empathy he wishes to see in return, only to then decide to help anyway. The drones who attack, the ones that won the war against the robots, are Star Wars battle droid level fragile, being destroyed by baseballs and baseball bats, and on one occasion, a paintball gun.
But the absolute worst thing about this movie is not that it felt like it was written by AI, nor even the actual use of AI in the production of the film, but rather that it understood the brief when it comes to science fiction being commentary on the world and just gave it some lip service. The worst things about bad movies isn’t that they’re bad, because a bad movie can be fun to watch sometimes; no, it’s when they could have been good, when they flirt with the idea of being good, and then they ultimately decide against it for whatever reason. The Electric State touches on a lot of real life struggles that people face today. You see people lying on the street with their OASIS goggles on (oops, I mean Neurocasters) like someone who is in a meth or heroin stupor, so desperate to escape the pain of the world that they take refuge in a virtual one. That’s real. That’s not just hard drugs, but other forms of addiction including escapism. And yet, this isn’t a theme of the movie, it’s not even a motif. It’s just a throwaway scene that they call back to awkwardly at the end. Upgrade handles this idea much better, but maybe that can be excused because it’s a much more serious film—I mean, let’s face it, how could a movie with 64 times the budget of a $5 million indie be realistically be expected to approach any real issue with any level of thoughtfulness? With only $320 million at their disposal, you have to budget very carefully and when you have to devote $250 million to CGI and $50 million to Chris Pratt’s wig and vest budget, there’s just not that much leftover for things like competent writing. It’s hard not to be sympathetic to the woes of Hollywood execs.
What is difficult to be sympathetic to in The Electric State, however, are the human characters. Millie Bobby Brown is set up to be sympathetic; dead family, quest to save her brother, misunderstood by the world, etc, etc, but she never rises to that level. Star Hoard is just there, with really only one small attempt at emotional depth that also falls flat. Stanley Tucci had a bad childhood. Okay, great. It’s like they asked ChatGPT what the most cliched ways to garner sympathy are and plugged in the top results. And unlike a film like I, Robot, where it felt purposeful that the humans were more robotic than the robots, this was just a failure of writing. The robots here are more sympathetic, as they rolled a lot of vulnerable group imagery into them—depending on where you’re coming from, they could be a signifier not just for the inhumanity of slavery, but also the treatment of the LGBT+ community, especially the trans community in this climate, immigration restrictions, Japanese exclusion during WW2, racial segregation and racism as a whole, and in the quest to make the robots stand-ins for anything you want to project on them, they do drop precisely one poignant line in the entire film. Mr. Peanut explains to Chris Pratt the horrors they’ve endured and why he signed the treaty with the humans by saying “I don’t guess you’d know what it’s like to have your very right to exist depend on a piece of paper”. That is real. That is something so many minority groups face, that is the very argument at the core of so many struggles in the world, in media, in politics, and they know to address it, but not in any meaningful way. That’s what so disappointing about it. Yes, it’s a silly robot action film, and while watching CGI armies fight CGI armies while one human stands in front of a green screen is still not that interesting, at least the CG looks better than Ready Player One, but you can be a bit silly and still have meaning. Relax, I’m from the Future is a perfect example of this—a bright, superficially absurd film that’s both genuinely comedic and genuinely touching. Peacock’s Twisted Metal does the alternate history current era post-apocalypse thing in a way more satisfying manner, also bringing more laughs and a deeper story. There is a lot here that is cool to look at, some of the robots have an awesome retrofuturistic vibe to them, like cutesy versions of Fallout robots. But unlike the Fallout series, which had no right being as good as it was, The Electric State has no right being as bad as it is. The Electric State isn’t just a bad movie, it felt like a good movie done badly because they were not interested in doing it well and with the amount of money and talent involved in the making of this film, it’s just inexcusable.